You know you're a frisbee player when...

Places I have found turf:

• Shoes (all pairs, regardless of whether I wear them to practice or not)
  
• Backpack
• Car
• Bedroom floor
• Hair
  
• Lip balm
• Under fingernails
• Eye

I'm quite sure there are more, but I've lost track. I'm sure I've ingested it as well multiple times. Point being: turf and I are tight.