So today I, still unused to having NAILS because I haven't been biting them since I painted them, gouged a piece of flesh out of one of my fingers while making an emphatic gesture and bringing my hands too close.
Blood promptly ensued.
While rummaging around in our jumbo-pack band-aid box, I pulled one out that looked a little different.
Sure enough, written on the back of the paper casing in my best 11-yr. old handwriting was, "Congradulations! You won!"